Dear IP: How do I shot video dating?

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 15:53:24 GMT

Posted by: ellen_f

I was so excited at first to discover polyamory, because it means that I don't have to choose any one of these delightful people, but can has ALL of them.

But then I saw one say he wasn't looking for a "Donna Juanita." I was crushed. Is that not a valid poly identity?

Also, does polyamory allow "fatties?"

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NOW where do I fail to find hot bi babes?

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 08:32:26 GMT

Posted by: drakemonger

Dear Impractical Polyamory,

Until recently I was a somewhat active user of a certain website that theoretically focused on alternative sexuality, but actually most focused on applied douchebaggery. In other words, the perfect place for a polyamorist.

Like many on the site, I claimed to be there for good conversations with friends and interesting strangers with a diverse set of experiences that might overlap mine in ways that a more 'mainstream' population's might not. But like most on the site, I was actually mostly hoping to find and meet hot babes who would be undiscerning enough to sleep with me. For the most part I failed, although there are a few people there that I'm in touch with who haven't explicitly turned me down. Yet.

I have begun the long and arduous process of flouncing from said website, mostly so I can make a big stink about how ethical I am and how I won't stand for the poor behavior of the people who run it. I'm a big believer in pretending to be ethical in the hope that it'll get me laid. Although I also know that Women Prefer Bad Boys, so I'm not sure how to reconcile those, but I'm going off on a tangent. You can tell, because I'm touching this circle at exactly one point.

But this brings up a big question. Leaving said website will leave a colossal hole in my life. Another one, I mean, besides the one where I keep my self-esteem. No, the hole of which I speak is simply this.

Where will I go now, to look for hot bi babes?

I don't even need a place where I'll *find* them. I just need to be able to convince myself that there's a chance that I will, and that they might consent to have a threesome with me.

Can any of you, dear readers, help?

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